well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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