Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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