Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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