school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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