"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
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