Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
It's Friday. Sex?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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