NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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