Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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