my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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