I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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