All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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