I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
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