I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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