I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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