we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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