Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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