i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Did I show you my penis last night?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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