Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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