i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
