I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
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