we're chasing vodka with high fives
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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