he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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