There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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