ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
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We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
is that a dick in a sweater?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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