If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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