How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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