Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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