You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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