Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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