Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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