btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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