Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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