Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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