He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
