I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
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Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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