Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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