he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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