I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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