its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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