You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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