whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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