His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
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This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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