its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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