Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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