have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You need Xanax blowdarts
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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