Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
We are all done wearing pants today
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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