Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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