I CAN MOONWALK!
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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