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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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