you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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