so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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