Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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