I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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